akward

today i realized how akward i am xD when i wash my hair in the bathtub i lean back my head and stand outside because the shampoo don't go out of my hair when i just bend my head in it. in front of the bathtub there is the toilet, and when i'm washing my hair i lie my feet on it and my neck is lying on the bathtub..border so i don't touch the floor when i'm washing my hair if i don't shower in a shower xD well,i'm retarded, i know and now.. i'm actually eat my bread with a fork :'D because i don't want to get my fingers sticky xd